{"type":"general","setup":"Can February march?","punchline":"No, but April may.","id":81}
{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why can't you use \"Beef stew\"as a password?","punchline":"Because it's not stroganoff.","id":307}
{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}
{"slip": { "id": 156, "advice": "Life is short enough, don't race to the finish."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Can I watch the TV?","punchline":"Yes, but don’t turn it on.","id":82}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the kid cross the playground?","punchline":"To get to the other slide.","id":327}
{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}
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