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The Lenox Avenue Gang was an early 20th-century New York City street gang led by Harry Horowitz; it was considered one of the most violent gangs of the pre-Prohibition era. It was based in Harlem in Upper Manhattan, New York City, around 125th Street, in what was then a predominantly Jewish neighborhood.
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Perfect Target is a 1997 Mexican-American action/thriller film directed by Sheldon Lettich and starring Daniel Bernhardt.
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