{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}
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David Ritz is an American author. He has written novels, biographies, magazine articles, and over a hundred liner notes for artists such as Aretha Franklin, Ray Charles, and Nat King Cole. He has coauthored 36 autobiographies, including some celebrities' autobiographies.
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