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{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}

{"slip": { "id": 144, "advice": "Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant."}}

{"slip": { "id": 65, "advice": "When having a clear out, ask yourself if an item has any financial, practical or sentimental value. If not, chuck it."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}

{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}

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